Tribe Of Elbama

"We are the unfortunate..."

- Lord Elbamo I

The Tibe Of Elbama was formed when the lord Elbamo I, had enough of fending for himself and his family, and formed the capital Triblem located in central Susland. It was the first civilization formed in Susland, and perhaps the most well known. The Elbamo Tribe is mentioned above all other tribes as the Tribe wasn't exactly a Tribe, but it wasn't a Kingdom. It was a highly centralized tribe that couldn't have enough force and will power to transform into a proper Kingdom. Although around 215 First Era, the Tribe had already was surpassing some Kingdoms, the Elbama people wished to remain as a Tribal Organization. The Elbama people are widely regarded as some of the most racist, selfish, and evil people to ever walk the face of the planet. The nation is most well known for its very extreme forces of government force, relatively small scientific acceptance, and dwarf sized individuals. Its extremely small number of good deeds greatly are outweighed by some of its most cruel leaders such as Elbamo III.

Elbamo I
The Reign Of the Elbamo's began in 55 AD with Elbamo I, also known as the god of the Blamo religion. Legend has it the tribe was formed when Elbamo I brought everyone in central Susland to have a great feast in the capital Triblem. From there every night Elbama would have a feast at night in honor of keeping the civilization alive until he was found dead of what was presumed natural causes although some speculate it was radiation poisoning, due to the currency being made up of uranium. Many people throughout the years many died from this unnatural cause of death. Elbamo was remembered as a great, kind, and moral leader. These values quickly were lost when his son became Lord. Elbamo I became worshipped almost on a "god-like" tier of respect and honor when in fact he did virtually nothing as a leader except to form the Tribe's centralization.

Elbamo II
His son then begun his reign in 76 First Era, Elbamo II. His reign was known most for its ruthlessness and selfishness as he conquered and pillaged all the people nearby that were not apart of the tribe. His conquering started with the small unorganized tribes nearby, killing hundreds and enslaving the rest. The attacks were small to begin with, but then exponentially increased in size once a single child of the Elbamo tribe was killed, a noble child. The ruthless dictator Elbamo II ordered that all native tribesmen would be killed on sight and their possessions taken. He later said that it wasn't the child, but what the child represented. This actually eventually would prove successful for the Elbamo Tribe, wiping out all the nearby tribesman by the Year 97 First Era. The end of Elbamo II came when he suffered from extreme radiation poising when he ate 13 grams of urainm-241 as a show of strength and dignity. Claiming he could live through it. Elbamo II was a horrible leader, killing hundreds of people, but his actions let the Elbamo tribe peacefully expand over the next few centuries.

Elbamo III
Only 14 Years Old, because Elbamo II had married late in life, Elbamo III did not care about what his father did. In fact, his undeveloped mind saw him weaker, and sought to have the most deaths under his name. Due to him taking power at such a young age he was worried people would try to overthrow him as Lord. He then started a chain of laws that would be known as the Black Laws. These laws prevented people from talking about the ruler in a bad way and anyone that did would be executed in a timely manner. The laws were put into place in 103 First Era and would continue to the end of the Elbamo Family Reign. A estimated 2500 people died to these laws just within his reign. The people soon got sick and tired of Elbamo III actions, and stormed the palace. The people did a traditionally peeling of the grape on the leader to make sure that there would be no more Elbamos to reign the tribe. It ended in failure however, for as he bleed out on his floor, mourning his last words of "You smell like... like as-," It turned out that he had hid a child in the confines of a secret lover, Elbamo IV.

Elbamo IV
Elbamo IV's reign was very successful while odd. The people first did not accept him as a leader of the Elbama tribe but they quickly turned around to this thought as he made the iconic food of the area, the Seashell Cake. He was known by this as he made the best seashell cake of the region and supposedly by rumor even cured cancer. Soon after he made the cake he started a tradition that would last until the Elbamo tribe was no more. The ritual known as the camel bowl, was a fertility festival to increase the population dramatically as much at the time were dying due to a large amount of uranium in their diets. The festival proved very successful as the population increased to an outstanding 10,000 marking a high in the elbamos history to that point. However, with such success there, we're still a small group of haters know as the whiterinos. This group would have several assassination attempts on Elbamo IV however none we're successful. The most well-known series of assassination attempts was know as the white attacks, these attempts took place during 138 First Era and would lead too more than 100 members of the whiterinos being executed at the capital. Elbamo IV would have his first and only child at 140 First Era when he got too high off of sulfur and ended up sleeping with a woman who supplied him the sulfur. Elbamo IV would end his reign however peacefully as he died in his sleep from old age at 167 First Era.

Elbamo V
Elbamo IV lived so long that it gave Elbamo V plenty of time to train as the next lord and be the next leader of the Elbamo Tribe. His reign would be known for his territorial expansion to the south where many minerals and resources were found. He would also be known for the many great deeds he did for his people. In 170 First Era, he would start funding farmers with the necessary money to expand their farms and their outputs leading to a major increase in food production. However with the many benefits of having more food this would increase in obestiy in the elbama tribe to record rates, due to the obesity in the elbama tribe many were unfit to serve in the small elbamo army leading to many more polices being implemented. One such policie would be known as the sweaters movement, this would intact a law where all people that were obese to exercies daily with thick coats on. The coats were used to make sure the people would sweat as much as possible as the blamo relgion belived that no one could lose wait unless they were sweating. With all of the polices intact this would put the Elbamo tibe into a golden age where Elbamo V would take advantage. He started to conquer and claim all territory south that he could get his hands on. Once the territory was conquered and the local poplulation was slaugerted he wand give land grants to farmers to graze the land. This terrotorial expansion became known as the blamo rituals and would take place through the years 183 First Era to 187 First Era. Shortly after he conquered the land he would find a lover know as blinker who was the maid of the palace, at 192 First Era he would have a set of twins. However in the blamo bible it is stated that a set of twins can never be together and conqusetly one of the children were killed. The one that survied would become Elbamo VI. Only 12 years after the birth of his child Elbamo V reign would come to a ubrept end when he triped down the stairs of his palace and broke his neck.